we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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