So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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