I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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