The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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