I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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