Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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