Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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