playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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