I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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