i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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