What did we do last night that was yellow?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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