he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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i drank out of a bidet.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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