I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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go home
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
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So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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