Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
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Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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