i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Help me help you realize you are a moron
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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