My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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