Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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