i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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