We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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