It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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