Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize