i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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