It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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