You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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