It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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