i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Don't EVER smell your tampon
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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