I want to have your abortion
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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