So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
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I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize