omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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