Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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