is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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