I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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