I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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