Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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