Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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