I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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