I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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