yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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