Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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