VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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