a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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