What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
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Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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