the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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