Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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