"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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