Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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