Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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