Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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