Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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