Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
you made out with another girl for some wings
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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