Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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