I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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